DRUNK BAHSTAHD

Lol I love this beyond words.
Top left
"Th-the..*hic* giraffe tastes almost the same a-*hic*-as the elephant....daz messed up..."
(if you get the ref you win a cookie)
Top right
"H-hey...you...yeah...wit da face..i-if*hic*you think my dad..i-is the best...pirate..y-you're *hic* wrong!!...Coz I*hic*am...
Bottom right
"Hehehe~*rapeface-ish look*
Bottom left
"Yeah and if I had a nickel for everytime I heard you talk about chimpanzee...chocolaye...coating...and zendjh,f...I'D BE RICH!!"

lol.